I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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