I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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