Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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