i permit you to call me
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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