We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
your like the ambassador to my penis.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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