a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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