BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
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