In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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