do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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