Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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