It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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