Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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