Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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