ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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