I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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