just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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