Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
They are going to name an STD after you.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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