She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Your topless pictures make me question reality
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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