it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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