her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
NoShamevember. You game?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize