Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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