How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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