My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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