I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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