how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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