But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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