i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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