i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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