I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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