The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
please don't ironically join a cult
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