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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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