For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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