I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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