How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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