zippers are such a cool invention
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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