I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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