Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
This is my gift to your gina
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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