i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
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