we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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