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I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i will never coherently bang her
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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