chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Fuck me I smell like cheese
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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