i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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