problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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I want a grilled cheese and an IV
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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