I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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