It's like God shit irony all over that family
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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