Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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