You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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