I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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