3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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