so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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